Local Legends

Beadle of Sotuhend-on-Sea
Known to want to write to the Duke of Edinborugh, to make sure everyone knows he is a 'nice man'. wears Raybans and a wide brimmed hat.. always

Penny Picker Steve
He is armed with a bucket... picks up any coins he sees and has been known to have a violent temper

Jesus Man Of Sutton
Known for his completely white attire, he lives in the Sutton park and wears matching white sandles. known to give out sweets and money to any passers by.


The Tickling Stick Man, Stockport
Dressed in Work Attire he wonders around with his suit trousers rolled up and carries a feather duster which is his weapon of choice

Chicken Mike - The man on the Bike, Widenss
Chicken Mike is a bearded middle aged man who wears three pairs of trousers. his bike is covered with plastic bags filled with his worldly possessions.

Shotgun Billy of Eccles
he dramatically whips out two non existent pistols which he twirls around his fingers before pointing them at some happless passer by. the 'guns' are then stuck back in his trousers and off he goes...

Forgetful Frank of Cheetham Hill
He's a bit chunky and wears a black Miners Jacket. He also modelled a pair or milk bottom Glasses and a wavy hair style. forgetfull Frank was given the name due to the fact he never knew where he was going.
spends all day taking 10 paces forward in different directions looking very confused

Boggy Bogston of Wigan
Often seen walking from town centre to standish although he has been spotted as far a field as salford. He looks like 'wheres wally' in a vicars uniform and when approached he will run away with his fingers in his ears

Johnny Rocco of Dorylsden
Walks into bookies with briefcase shouting 50 grand on the favourite. Briefcase was always empty of course!

Rabbit Man of Manchester
There's also a bloke who rides the buses of Manchester with a huge rabbit.

Bearded Woman Of Guilford
This woman in Guildford has long white hair and a full white beard. She also wears bright pink lipstick, and has a huge leapord skin style coat, topped off with slippers.
faveourite hangout: outside the Royal Grammar School

The Shadow, Newport
The Shadow is known to wear no shows... he is called the shadow because he suddenly just appears and stares at you out of no where.
he kicks you if you get too close

Ron Hoppers, Middlesbrough
Rons faveourite hang out is at the Marton Cricket club wherte he can be found doing poppers morning noon and night.
if he is not there he will be found shouting abuse at traffic lights as they change colour...

Jesus Man - aka Monk Man of Bradford
Jesus man is a very well known local legend... he wears brown 'jesus-like' sandles, and always a black long cloak, and he always has a black little bag around his neck... very friendly... and must have cold ankles...

Horace of Finchley
known to sit outside the macdonalds in finchley and shouts 'best of luck' everytime someone enters.... if you call him stanley he is known shout abuse at you until he can't see you anymore.... he loves his crayons

Rubber gloves Lady of Beckenham
This woman walks around Beckenham, and goes to Hayes carrying three of those Sainsbury's 'bag for life' bags. They are always full of shoping.
Unfortunately she can only carry two at a time, so what she does is she carries two of them ten metres, puts them down and goes back for the other one. She then picks up the other one, carries it forwards twenty metres and goes back for the others etc. oh and she's always sporting yellow marigolds!